Job

"I want to name my new son Job.
I want to rhyme it with corn cob.

I do not want to rhyme with phobe.
I don’t want him to be called Job.

And if he had a brother, Bob,
I’d like to call them Bob and Job,

I would not name his brother Bobe.
Just like I would not name him Job.

I’d like my son to have a job,
So I will say, get a job, Job.

And then I’ll have a third son, Rob."